<?xml version='1.0' encoding='UTF-8'?><?xml-stylesheet href="http://www.blogger.com/styles/atom.css" type="text/css"?><feed xmlns='http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom' xmlns:openSearch='http://a9.com/-/spec/opensearchrss/1.0/' xmlns:georss='http://www.georss.org/georss' xmlns:gd='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005' xmlns:thr='http://purl.org/syndication/thread/1.0'><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688</id><updated>2011-07-30T15:41:37.885-07:00</updated><category term='quote'/><category term='song'/><category term='quotes'/><category term='poem'/><category term='funny'/><category term='happy new year'/><title type='text'>My Experience With LIFE</title><subtitle type='html'></subtitle><link rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#feed' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/posts/default'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default?max-results=100'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/'/><link rel='hub' href='http://pubsubhubbub.appspot.com/'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><generator version='7.00' uri='http://www.blogger.com'>Blogger</generator><openSearch:totalResults>21</openSearch:totalResults><openSearch:startIndex>1</openSearch:startIndex><openSearch:itemsPerPage>100</openSearch:itemsPerPage><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-4144834953490159504</id><published>2009-07-28T04:32:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-28T04:34:55.499-07:00</updated><title type='text'>kuke kuke koyaliya....</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://abhiuppi.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img class="effect1" src="http://media.santabanta.com/medium/Indian%20%20Celebrities%28F%29/Genelia%20D%20Souza/gen3a.jpg" alt="Genelia D Souza" onmouseover="this.className='effect'" onmouseout="this.className='effect1'" width="160" border="1" height="120" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-4144834953490159504?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/4144834953490159504/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/kuke-kuke-koyaliya.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4144834953490159504'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4144834953490159504'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/kuke-kuke-koyaliya.html' title='kuke kuke koyaliya....'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-8298593793362232912</id><published>2009-07-21T20:36:00.001-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-28T04:32:48.279-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><title type='text'>No name yet decided...</title><content type='html'>I wrote this poem for my chweetest friend,whom I call &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;bachcha&lt;/span&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;Though I know it doesn't give any description of my &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;bachcha&lt;/span&gt;...&lt;br /&gt;but I tried...&lt;br /&gt;And here is what came out from my heart....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;Every thought of yours fills me with sweet emotion,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'll give you my deep;complete devotion,&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;All my fondest wishes you fulfill,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;I'm there for you and i always will,&lt;/span&gt;  &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Its crazy;but you've all; in a friend I need,&lt;/span&gt; &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;You win,me too;by being your friend;i concede...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span&gt;love you &lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;bachcha&lt;/span&gt;...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-8298593793362232912?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/8298593793362232912/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/no-name-yet-decided.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/8298593793362232912'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/8298593793362232912'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/no-name-yet-decided.html' title='No name yet decided...'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-9006876756842725922</id><published>2009-07-21T20:30:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T18:12:33.103-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><title type='text'>Dream come true...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;Hey bachcha....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: arial;"&gt;One more for you....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"&gt;The day i saw you for the first time,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"&gt;there is a glow in my life and that is you...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"&gt;now that we've become good friends,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"&gt;i promise;which is very true...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"&gt;it's your best time or it's bad,&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"&gt;though i pray later never comes...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"&gt;I'll be there always for you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"&gt;because in my life you are&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: verdana;"&gt;A DREAM COME TRUE...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-9006876756842725922?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/9006876756842725922/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/dream-come-true.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/9006876756842725922'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/9006876756842725922'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/dream-come-true.html' title='Dream come true...'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-4372645730749608335</id><published>2009-07-21T20:29:00.000-07:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T18:13:14.745-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><title type='text'>More than friends...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;Every time I think of you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;Because for me you're a dream come true&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;And when I feel sad n blue&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;I pick a pencil and write to you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;You are the one &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_0"&gt;I'd&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt; like to know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;The one &lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;" class="blsp-spelling-corrected" id="SPELLING_ERROR_1"&gt;I'd&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt; love from head to toe&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;It will stay like this till the end&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;Can't v be more than just friend??&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-4372645730749608335?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/4372645730749608335/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/more-than-friends.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4372645730749608335'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4372645730749608335'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/07/more-than-friends.html' title='More than friends...'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-6061981024705878906</id><published>2009-01-01T22:26:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T18:14:46.489-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='song'/><title type='text'>The CUPPY CAKE Song</title><content type='html'>A very special friend of mine told me to hear this song...&lt;br /&gt;immediately downloaded it...&lt;br /&gt;very Cute song and very lovely too...&lt;br /&gt;Loved this song...&lt;br /&gt;thanx for telling me about it.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:webdings;" &gt;You're my Honeybunch, Sugarplum&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:webdings;" &gt;Pumpy-umpy-umpkin, You're my Sweetie Pie&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:webdings;" &gt;You're my Cuppycake, Gumdrop&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:webdings;" &gt;Snoogums-Boogums, You're the Apple of my Eye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:webdings;" &gt;And I love you so and I want you to know&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:webdings;" &gt;That I'll always be right here&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:webdings;" &gt;And I love to sing sweet songs to you&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;font-family:webdings;" &gt;Because you are so dear&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family:webdings;"&gt;.&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-6061981024705878906?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/6061981024705878906/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/cuppy-cake-song.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/6061981024705878906'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/6061981024705878906'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/cuppy-cake-song.html' title='The CUPPY CAKE Song'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-467520019816486304</id><published>2009-01-01T08:03:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T16:29:58.293-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='song'/><title type='text'>ye na socha tha kabhi ...</title><content type='html'>i love this song....awsum wordings...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ruth ke hamse kahin&lt;br /&gt;jab chale jaoge tum&lt;br /&gt;ye na socha tha kabhi&lt;br /&gt;itne yaad aaoge tum&lt;br /&gt;main toh na chala tha kabhi&lt;br /&gt;do kadam bhi tumhare bin&lt;br /&gt;fir bhi mera bachpan&lt;br /&gt;ye na samjha har din&lt;br /&gt;chhod ke mujhko&lt;br /&gt;jab chale jaoge tum&lt;br /&gt;ye na socha tha kabhi&lt;br /&gt;itne yaad aaoge tum&lt;br /&gt;dekho mere aansu&lt;br /&gt;yahi karte hain pukaar&lt;br /&gt;aao chale aao&lt;br /&gt;mere dost mere yaar&lt;br /&gt;pochhne aansu mere&lt;br /&gt;kya nahi aaoge tum&lt;br /&gt;ye na socha tha kabhi&lt;br /&gt;itne yaad aaoge tum&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-467520019816486304?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/467520019816486304/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/ye-na-socha-tha-kabhi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/467520019816486304'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/467520019816486304'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/ye-na-socha-tha-kabhi.html' title='ye na socha tha kabhi ...'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-3385598753987740811</id><published>2009-01-01T08:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-22T16:30:27.508-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='song'/><title type='text'>tumhe ho na ho</title><content type='html'>another fav. song of mine...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;tumhe ho na ho mujhko toh&lt;br /&gt;itna yakin hai&lt;br /&gt;mujhe pyar tumse&lt;br /&gt;nahi hai nahi hai&lt;br /&gt;phir bhi jo tum door&lt;br /&gt;rehte ho mujhse&lt;br /&gt;toh rehte hain dil pe&lt;br /&gt;udaasi ke saye&lt;br /&gt;kabhi dil mein hai mere&lt;br /&gt;andhere ka ye gam&lt;br /&gt;kabhi man mein hai mere&lt;br /&gt;tum ho samaye&lt;br /&gt;magar phir bhi iss baat ka&lt;br /&gt;mujhko yakin hai&lt;br /&gt;muhe pyar tumse&lt;br /&gt;nahi hai nahi hai&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-3385598753987740811?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/3385598753987740811/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/tumhe-ho-na-ho.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/3385598753987740811'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/3385598753987740811'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/tumhe-ho-na-ho.html' title='tumhe ho na ho'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-8768991121518724414</id><published>2009-01-01T08:02:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T18:15:31.435-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><title type='text'>sath tum ab jo nahi ...</title><content type='html'>written in my exam times...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;kuch ye tumse hai khusbuyein dhal gayi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;sath tum ab jo nahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;kuch kam roshan hai roshni&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;kuch kam geeli hain baarishein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;tham sa gaya hai ye waqt aise&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;tere liye hi thehra ho jaise&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;sath tum ab jo nahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-8768991121518724414?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/8768991121518724414/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/sath-tum-ab-jo-nahi.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/8768991121518724414'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/8768991121518724414'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/sath-tum-ab-jo-nahi.html' title='sath tum ab jo nahi ...'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-6767380118528601191</id><published>2009-01-01T08:02:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T18:15:55.266-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><title type='text'>saat samandar paar ...</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;saat samandar tere mere beech mein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;fir bhi jude hain kisi dhaage se ham&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;teri yaadon mein lagte hain&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;apne aap se hi bhage se ham&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;chal le chalu tujhe uss jahan mein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;jaha na ho janmo ka bandhan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;na samay ki ho bediyan&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;jaha ho sake hamara sangam&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' 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...'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-6239076152983049369</id><published>2009-01-01T08:01:00.002-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T18:17:20.846-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><title type='text'>koi khaas nahi !!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: webdings;"&gt;ye poem toh aam ho gayi hai ab...&lt;br /&gt;jahan dekho bas yahi poem sunayi deti hai...&lt;br /&gt;even in RAKHI KA SWAYAMVAR....&lt;br /&gt;waha bhi kisi ne suna di Rakhi ko...&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;puche jo koi tumse mere bare mein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;toh keh dena koi khaas nahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;dost hai bas ek mera wo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;dil ke wo itna paas nahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;subah aur shaam hai meri uss se&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;par wo mere dil ki talaash nahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;puche jo koi tumse mere mere bare mein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;toh keh dena koi khaas nahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;jeeti nahi hu kewal uss ke liye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;aur jane se uske dil udaas nahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;ek dost hai kachcha pakka sa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;ek sapna aadha sachcha sa&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;aata hai mere khwabon mein wo&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;par rehta dil ke paas nahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;puche jo koi tumse mere mere bare mein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;toh keh dena koi khaas nahi&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-6239076152983049369?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' 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src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-4476930079857895355</id><published>2009-01-01T08:01:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T18:17:48.769-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><title type='text'>kaha ho tum ???</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;roya shama hai ye&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;royi hai ye raatein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;kaha ho tum&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;kaha hain tumhari wo baatein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;wo hamaara baarish mein bheegna&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;mujhe yaad aata hai&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;wo tumhara julphon se khelna&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;mujhe yaad aata hai&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;jab se tum chali gayi ho&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;ruth ke mere jahan se&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;na bhaye hai mujhe ab&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;ye sawan ye barsaatein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;kaha ho tum&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold; font-family: webdings;"&gt;kaha hai tumhari wo baatein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-4476930079857895355?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/4476930079857895355/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/kaha-ho-tum.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4476930079857895355'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4476930079857895355'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/kaha-ho-tum.html' title='kaha ho tum ???'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-7726797311616162337</id><published>2009-01-01T08:00:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-07-25T18:18:32.686-07:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><title type='text'>Ab batao !!!</title><content type='html'>&lt;span style="font-family: webdings;"&gt;not a poem exactly...&lt;br /&gt;heard on FM....&lt;/span&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;ghar ke sare dareeche,sare raste band kardein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;aur usi ghar mein sirf main aur tum ho&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;ye jo pedo pe kisi ne apna naam likh rakha hai&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;ise mita ke apna naam likh dein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;jin khwabo mein ham milte hain hamesha&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;unn khwabo ko yaha le aayein ham&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;cheekh cheekh kar duniya ko keh dein&lt;/span&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;span style="font-family: webdings; font-weight: bold;"&gt;ab batao kya bigaad loge !!&lt;/span&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-7726797311616162337?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/7726797311616162337/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/ab-batao.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/7726797311616162337'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/7726797311616162337'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/ab-batao.html' title='Ab batao !!!'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-143895832137100758</id><published>2009-01-01T02:03:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-01T02:03:54.256-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Listen...</title><content type='html'>&lt;a href="http://abhiuppi.blogspot.com"&gt;&lt;img alt="http://hebelek.org/~arzu/su/listen_v2_IMG_0006_bw.jpg" src="http://hebelek.org/%7Earzu/su/listen_v2_IMG_0006_bw.jpg" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-143895832137100758?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/143895832137100758/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/listen.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/143895832137100758'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/143895832137100758'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/listen.html' title='Listen...'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-4838572684579535320</id><published>2009-01-01T01:24:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-01T01:25:52.072-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quotes'/><title type='text'>inspirational words</title><content type='html'>&lt;div class="quotation"&gt;             &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span&gt;“&lt;/span&gt;Just because something is easy to measure doesn't mean it's important.&lt;span&gt;”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;             &lt;cite&gt;Seth Godin&lt;/cite&gt;         &lt;/div&gt;        &lt;div class="quotation"&gt;             &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span&gt;“&lt;/span&gt;Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful, committed citizens can change the world. Indeed, It is the only thing that ever has.&lt;span&gt;”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;             &lt;cite&gt;Margaret Mead&lt;/cite&gt;         &lt;/div&gt;        &lt;div class="quotation"&gt;             &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span&gt;“&lt;/span&gt;People are, if anything, more touchy about being thought silly than they are about being thought unjust.&lt;span&gt;”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;             &lt;cite&gt;E. B. White&lt;/cite&gt;         &lt;/div&gt;        &lt;div class="quotation"&gt;             &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span&gt;“&lt;/span&gt;Selling to people who actually want to hear from you is more effective than interrupting strangers who don't.&lt;span&gt;”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;             &lt;cite&gt;Seth Godin&lt;/cite&gt;         &lt;/div&gt;                     &lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;span&gt;“&lt;/span&gt;Take away my people, but leave my factories, and soon grass will grow on the factory floors. Take away my factories, but leave my people, and soon we will have a new and better factory.&lt;span&gt;”&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;             &lt;cite&gt;Andrew Carnegie&lt;/cite&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-4838572684579535320?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/4838572684579535320/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/inspirational-words.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4838572684579535320'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4838572684579535320'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/inspirational-words.html' title='inspirational words'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-4641416668987933307</id><published>2009-01-01T01:17:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2009-01-01T01:17:27.787-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='happy new year'/><title type='text'>happy new year 2009</title><content type='html'>&lt;div style="font-family: bookman old style,new york,times,serif; font-size: 18pt; color: rgb(0, 0, 0);"&gt;&lt;div&gt;&lt;a href="http://abhiuppi.blogspot.com/"&gt;&lt;img style="width: 465px; height: 465px;" id="wall" src="http://media1.santabanta.com/full1/miscellaneous/new%20year/new-year-78s.jpg" onload="Loading.style.display='none';sendthis.style.display='inline';error1.style.display='none';" onerror="change_addr()" alt="New Year" align="middle" border="0" /&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;/div&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-4641416668987933307?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/4641416668987933307/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/happy-new-year-2009.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4641416668987933307'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/4641416668987933307'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2009/01/happy-new-year-2009.html' title='happy new year 2009'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-3631325304680252681</id><published>2008-12-31T18:47:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-31T18:48:15.585-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quote'/><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='quotes'/><title type='text'>Great quotes by comedians</title><content type='html'>"If you ever see me getting beaten by the police, put down the&lt;br /&gt;video camera and come help me."&lt;br /&gt;    --Bobcat Goldthwait&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; "I've been doing the Fonda workout: the Peter Fonda workout.  That's&lt;br /&gt;where I wake up, take a hit of acid, smoke a joint, and run to my&lt;br /&gt;sister's house and ask her for money."&lt;br /&gt;    --Kevin Meaney&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; "My mom said she learned how to swim. Someone took her out in the lake&lt;br /&gt;and threw her off the boat. That's how she learned how to swim. I said,&lt;br /&gt;'Mom, they weren't trying to teach you how to swim.' "&lt;br /&gt;    --Paula Poundstone&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a&lt;br /&gt;single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic?  Do tall&lt;br /&gt;people burn slower?"&lt;br /&gt;    --Warren Hutcherson&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt; "I have six locks on my door all in a row. When I go out, I lock every&lt;br /&gt;other one. I figure no matter how long somebody stands there picking the&lt;br /&gt;locks, they are always locking three."&lt;br /&gt;    --Elayne Boosler&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Ever wonder if illiterate people get the full effect of alphabet soup?"&lt;br /&gt;    --John Mendoza&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Today I met with a subliminal advertising executive for just a  second."&lt;br /&gt; --Steven Wright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Relationships are hard. It's like a full-time job, and we should treat&lt;br /&gt;it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they&lt;br /&gt;should give you two weeks' notice. There should beseverance pay, and&lt;br /&gt;before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."&lt;br /&gt;    --Bob Ettinger&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills&lt;br /&gt;than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: Duh."&lt;br /&gt;    --Conan O'Brien&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I haven't taken my Christmas lights down. They look so nice on the&lt;br /&gt;pumpkin."&lt;br /&gt;    --Winston Spear&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Did you ever walk in a room and forget why you walked in? I think that's&lt;br /&gt;how dogs spend their lives."&lt;br /&gt;    --Sue Murphy&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"My grandfather's a little forgetful, but he likes to give me advice. One&lt;br /&gt;day, he took me aside and left me there."&lt;br /&gt;    --Ron Richards&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I worry that the person who thought up Muzak may be thinking up &lt;br /&gt;something else."&lt;br /&gt;    --Lily Tomlin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"USA Today has come out with a new survey: Apparently three out of four&lt;br /&gt;people make up 75 percent of the population."&lt;br /&gt;   --David Letterman&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Chihuahua. There's a waste of dog food. Looks like a dog that is  still&lt;br /&gt;far away."&lt;br /&gt;   --Billiam Coronell&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I was a vegetarian until I started leaning towards sunlight."&lt;br /&gt;    --Rita Rudner&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I always wanted to be somebody, but I should have been more specific."&lt;br /&gt;    --Lily Tomlin&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"The Swiss have an interesting army. Five hundred years without a war.&lt;br /&gt;Pretty impressive.  Also pretty lucky for them. Ever see that little&lt;br /&gt;Swiss Army knife they have to fight with? Not much of a weapon there.&lt;br /&gt;Corkscrews. Bottle openers. 'Come on, buddy, let's go. You get past me,&lt;br /&gt;the guy in back of me, he's got a spoon. Back off. I've got the toe &lt;br /&gt;clippers right here.'"&lt;br /&gt;    --Jerry Seinfeld&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I planted some bird seed. A bird came up. Now I don't know what to feed&lt;br /&gt;it."&lt;br /&gt;    --Steven Wright&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I don't kill flies but I like to mess with their minds. I hold them&lt;br /&gt;above globes. They freak out and yell, 'Whoa, I'm way too high!' "&lt;br /&gt;    --Bruce Baum&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I met a new girl at a barbecue, very pretty, a blond I think. I don't&lt;br /&gt;know, her hair was on fire, and all she talked about was herself. You&lt;br /&gt;know these kind of girls: 'I'm hot. I'm on fire. Me, me, me.' You know.&lt;br /&gt;'Help me, put me out.' Come on, could we talk about me just a little&lt;br /&gt;bit?"&lt;br /&gt;    --Garry Shandling&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York&lt;br /&gt;said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't&lt;br /&gt;cold enough. Let's go west.'"&lt;br /&gt;    --Richard Jeni&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."&lt;br /&gt;    --Paul Rodriguez&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;"Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant? I'm halfway through my&lt;br /&gt;fishburger and I realize, Oh my God....I could be eating a slow learner."&lt;br /&gt;    --Lynda Montgomery&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-3631325304680252681?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/3631325304680252681/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/great-quotes-by-comedians.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/3631325304680252681'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/3631325304680252681'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/great-quotes-by-comedians.html' title='Great quotes by comedians'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-7006959159021696467</id><published>2008-12-30T18:26:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T18:26:38.619-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Wise Words</title><content type='html'>1. The world is full of fascinating problems waiting to be solved.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. No problem should ever have to be solved twice.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. Boredom and drudgery are evil.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. Freedom is good.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. Attitude is no substitute for competence.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-7006959159021696467?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/7006959159021696467/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/wise-words.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/7006959159021696467'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/7006959159021696467'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/wise-words.html' title='Wise Words'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-1687424812153083771</id><published>2008-12-30T17:38:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T17:50:54.256-08:00</updated><title type='text'>Ten Rules for Being Human</title><content type='html'>1.You will receive a body. You may like it or hate it, but it's yours to keep for the entire period.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2.You will learn lessons. You are enrolled in a full-time informal school called, "life."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3.There are no mistakes, only lessons. Growth is a process of trial, error, and experimentation.&lt;br /&gt;The "failed" experiments are as much a part of the process as the experiments that ultimately "work."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4.Lessons are repeated until they are learned. A lesson will be presented to you in various forms until you have learned it. When you have learned it, you can go on to the next lesson.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5.Learning lessons does not end. There's no part of life that doesn't contain its lessons. If you're alive, that means there are still lessons to be learned.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6."There" is no better a place than "here." When your "there" has become a "here", you will simply obtain another "there" that will again look better than "here."&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7.Other people are merely mirrors of you. You cannot love or hate something about another person unless it reflects to you something you love or hate about yourself.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8.What you make of your life is up to you. You have all the tools and resources you need. What you do with them is up to you. The choice is yours.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9.Your answers lie within you. The answers to life's questions lie within you. All you need to do is look, listen, and trust.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10.You will forget all this.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-1687424812153083771?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/1687424812153083771/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/ten-rules-for-being-human.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/1687424812153083771'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/1687424812153083771'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/ten-rules-for-being-human.html' title='Ten Rules for Being Human'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-3462817805351318672</id><published>2008-12-30T17:36:00.000-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T17:38:17.671-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Crazy English</title><content type='html'>Today i was surfing net as usual.look what i have found.....&lt;br /&gt;crazy English sentences...&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;1. The bandage was wound around the  wound.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;2. The farm was used to produce produce. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;3. The dump  was so full that it had to refuse more refuse.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;4. We must polish the  Polish furniture.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;5. He could lead if he would get the lead out. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;6. The soldier decided to desert his dessert in the desert.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;7. Since there is no time like the present, he thought it was  time to present the present. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;8. A bass was painted on the head of the bass drum.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;9. When shot at, the dove dove into the bushes.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;10. I did not object to the object. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;11. I had to  subject the subject to a series of tests. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;12. The insurance was invalid for the invalid. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;13. How can I intimate this to my most intimate friend? &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;14. There was a row among the oarsmen about  how to row. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;15. They were too close to the door to close it.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;16. The buck does funny things when the does are present.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;17. A seamstress and a sewer fell down into a sewer line.  &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;18. To help with planting, the farmer taught his sow to sow. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;19. The wind was too strong to wind the sail. &lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;20. After a number of injections my jaw got number.&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-3462817805351318672?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/3462817805351318672/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/crazy-english.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/3462817805351318672'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/3462817805351318672'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/crazy-english.html' title='Crazy English'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-5837196232304356099</id><published>2008-12-30T17:31:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T17:51:48.068-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='funny'/><title type='text'>Icon War</title><content type='html'>very funny website....&lt;br /&gt;must see.....&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;a href="http://www.xs4all.nl/%7Ejvdkuyp/flash/see.htm"&gt;&lt;span style="font-weight: bold;"&gt;CLICK HERE&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/a&gt;&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-5837196232304356099?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/5837196232304356099/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/icon-war.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/5837196232304356099'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/5837196232304356099'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/icon-war.html' title='Icon War'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry><entry><id>tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-6964846771399053688.post-9180291004117450791</id><published>2008-12-30T17:28:00.001-08:00</published><updated>2008-12-30T17:28:34.737-08:00</updated><category scheme='http://www.blogger.com/atom/ns#' term='poem'/><title type='text'>A little wild ray of light</title><content type='html'>A little wild ray of light that runs blue with fair hair;&lt;br /&gt;kissed the nymph on each skull;&lt;br /&gt;that by starlight! when the sap of the world!&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;Droops her pale flowerlike cheek slips amorously.&lt;br /&gt;- its coolness on my feet, to love in the rose.&lt;br /&gt;In a slumbering alder the paladins are dancing.&lt;br /&gt;- bathe my bare strew the flowers of their.&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;How the earth is, i shall let the wind&lt;br /&gt;embroidered with black moss and the poet says&lt;br /&gt;and big indiscreet trees flower-flesh perfumed;&lt;br /&gt;&lt;br /&gt;When along with my haulers, hurled of the hulks hurricane,&lt;br /&gt;of sour apples pale-eyed  the yellow-blue awakenings&lt;br /&gt;the scented twilight, of brown gulfs&lt;div class="blogger-post-footer"&gt;&lt;img width='1' height='1' src='https://blogger.googleusercontent.com/tracker/6964846771399053688-9180291004117450791?l=experience-with-life.blogspot.com' alt='' /&gt;&lt;/div&gt;</content><link rel='replies' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/feeds/9180291004117450791/comments/default' title='Post Comments'/><link rel='replies' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/little-wild-ray-of-light.html#comment-form' title='0 Comments'/><link rel='edit' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/9180291004117450791'/><link rel='self' type='application/atom+xml' href='http://www.blogger.com/feeds/6964846771399053688/posts/default/9180291004117450791'/><link rel='alternate' type='text/html' href='http://experience-with-life.blogspot.com/2008/12/little-wild-ray-of-light.html' title='A little wild ray of light'/><author><name>abhi_uppi</name><uri>http://www.blogger.com/profile/17566916762008961055</uri><email>noreply@blogger.com</email><gd:image rel='http://schemas.google.com/g/2005#thumbnail' width='32' height='9' src='http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_VBKSSWAkCI8/SVztXqthWSI/AAAAAAAAAJ4/zitP_8bvorc/S220/logo.jpg'/></author><thr:total>0</thr:total></entry></feed>
